Progreso de p0kerman en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 5:19

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 5:59

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 6:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 0:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 5:33

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 5:20

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 6:30

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 23:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 0:32

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 12:30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 4:42

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 5:47

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 7:58

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2017 a las 10:38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 13:49

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 12:24

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 13:45

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 0:04

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 3:35

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 5:38

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 4:09

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 5:42

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 14:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 4:18

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 6:41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 3:49

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 12:02

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 5:51

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 11:15

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 11:31

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 5:18

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 4:12

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 5:25

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 3:58

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 23:20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 12:32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 6:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 6:38

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 11:59

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 6:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 5:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 5:15

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 12:25

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 11:09

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 11:13

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 23:31

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 6:45

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 13:44

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 12:53

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ABR 2015 a las 23:40

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ABR 2015 a las 15:00

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2015 a las 7:59

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ENE 2016 a las 1:02

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

140 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

17 / 30