cmon bro go on basically vanilla lets play!! Oh never mind you are banned lol

accept steam broski

Added from MW2!

Ok, right after I finished masturbating, I wiped my sperm with Kleenex and put the Kleenex in garbage under my computer desk. Then I walked outta my room to get a bite to eat. Later I walk back in, I see my dog with Kleenex in his mouth. He swallows the Kleenex with my sperm. I was afraid that he might die or get aids so I smash his head with a tire iron to make him faint and take out the Kleenex paper from his stomach but I couldn't find it. Do you have any better idea guys?

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!