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ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
ㅤ* Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
ㅤ* Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!