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ㅤ* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
ㅤ* If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
ㅤ* Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!
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