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"They say laughter is the best medicine; my gameplay must be curing the whole server."

"My CS:GO role? The decoy – distract the enemy by being so bad they can't believe what they're witnessing."

"My aim is so bad, even the bots laugh. At least I'm spreading joy in the Counter-Strike world."

"My crosshair placement is so bad, even GPS refuses to guide me."

"I don't always clutch, but when I do, it's a complete accident."

"I May accidentally throw the bomb in panic. Let's just say my strategy is so advanced, even I don't understand it."

"Getting reported for 'griefing.' I prefer 'accidental comedic relief."

"They say 'silence is the best answer. I say 'muting me is an even better one."