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76 of 127 (60%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 6:14am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 4:21pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:24am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 4:54pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 2:58pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 6:20am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:11am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 2:04pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 8:18am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 3:17pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 1:58pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 3:17pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 5:45pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 8:32am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 6:23am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 8:05am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:15am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 6:11am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 3:17pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 3:17pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 6:59am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 3:45pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 6:46pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2014 @ 10:17am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 5:20pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 7:15am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2014 @ 6:03am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 1:08pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 6:26pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 4:53pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 5:58pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 6:45pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 7:57am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 5:53pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2015 @ 2:36pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2014 @ 3:47pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 4:53pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2014 @ 5:58pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2014 @ 6:15am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 6:21pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 7:43am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 7:36am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:17am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 6:22am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 7:37am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:17am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:13pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2015 @ 6:32pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 3:16pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:17am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 3:10pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:28pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 6:12am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 3:34pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 2:00pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:22am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:37pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:28am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2015 @ 7:21am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 2:03pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 6:56am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 3:28pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:42pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:32pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2015 @ 7:58am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:19pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 5:09am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 4:33pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 4:18pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 2:01pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 4:30pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2015 @ 2:22pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 6:30am



Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.