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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:45am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:41am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:41am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:42am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:44am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 7:24am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:37am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 5:41am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:22am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:19am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:20am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:20am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:22am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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