Recent reviews by OZPariah

It's like DOOM but with genetic freak metabolism included, I cannot imagine the ♥♥♥♥♥ my character is having after his 15th MRE on the espionage mission that definitely hasn't lasted more than 2 hours. 10/10 would inflate again.

Peasant girl tried to poison me with an "Immortal strength potion" immediately cleansed the poison through my heavenly golden acupuncture before knocking her out and force feeding her 100 pieces of monkey poo. This caused her to then die of dysentery and caused her brother to attempt the same trick the next day.
How do the chinese live like this?

Love the game but for the love of god you need to make some way to stop people just rushing gas when there is no resources available to build the base, the absolute cancer of joining a match only to have a bunch of people rush gas while everything is half ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is unbearable.

Went into this blind and was impressed. While Oxenfree is lacking in any real gameplay department since it consists of mostly just walking around and talking to the other characters you meet it really shines in the narrative. The story is genuinely interesting and I felt like they made choices matter in a good way rather than in a telltale games way.