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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:27pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:57pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 6:54pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 6:04pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 9:27pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 11:12am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 5:24pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:22pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 11:53am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 9:52am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 8:10pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 2:37pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:46pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 8:05am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 8:47am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 6:48pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 10:39am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 9:17pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 5:18pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 10:37am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:23pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 10:15pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 10:03pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 9:11am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:50pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:03pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:18pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 10:45pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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