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Not once have I seen you actually use skill to win against me in a 1 versus 1 situation, the reason you won that matchmaking game is because you abused tight angles and unfair game mechanics such as preaiming, prefiring and flashing.
I honestly doubt I'll ever see you in a professional counter-strike environment because we both know you're nothing but a one hit wonder, try to beat me again in a matchmaking game and see what happens because we both know deep down that I will win.
I have over 50,000 confirmed ak47 kills in my entire life and am extremely proficient in the AWP. My 1v1 winrate is 99.95% and my 1v5 winrate is just over 50%. I strike fear into those who play against me in a clutch situation.
My skill is superior and you are nothing compared to me and I honestly hope you uninstall the game and get a life.
Sing along, kids!
Follow, follow, follow,
Bouncy Ollo, bouncy Ollo.
Ollo the courageous little ball.
He's helpful and he likes to play,
Squishety squash, he's made of clay,
Ollo, the jolly blobbity blob.
Who's your funny pal in Sunny Valley?
Who will pave the way to save the day?
Who's the ball that's kind of small
But such a doll, we love him most of all?
Boncy Ollo is coming this way!
And if there is trouble, he will fix it.
You can help him out whenever you clicks it.
For all your problems, big and small,
Just step on up and call the ball!
Bouncy Ollo is bouncin' up this way!