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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2020 @ 1:09pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 11:35am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 9:26am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 11:28am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 8:36am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 9:17am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 8:01am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 7:53am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 9:47am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 11:37am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2020 @ 10:28am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 11:54am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 12:09pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2020 @ 11:32am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 8:09am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2020 @ 9:34am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2020 @ 6:32am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2020 @ 1:06pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2020 @ 6:18am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 12:24pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2020 @ 1:23pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 11:58am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:08am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 3:02pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 11:52am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 1:30pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 1:14pm