Recent reviews by Light Observer

banning everyone is unfathomably silly

we left the ship with one guy watching radar, suddenly he stopped responding and when we came back his head was missing

I played the videogame by myself for a little while instead of enjoying it with friends expecting some actual interaction (which did happen... twice) and basically all I've seen so far is a chain consisting of two or multiple anime avatars with large jelly buttocks sit in front of a mirror. They walk like this in front of children too (no clue how they get here in the first place)

I've had more fun playing with friends than interacting with strangers

this video game gave me brain mould. it's so awesome.

It's really fun with the comical character voice lines and the combat system which is easy to understand while still quite advanced.

Garry's Mod does not stand a chance against the innovative experience of JBMod. This is the future, and the future is now.

why the game is called Green Hell:
- it's green
- it is literal hell

i love this game and i hate it at the same time. the jaguars are an absolute pain so if you don't have bandages yet and you get scratched by one load your old save. i'm pretty sure you're also bound to encounter one on day 3 (it will come to you on it's own) so throw a spear in it's face and it will die instantly
if you want to buy this game have fun

it's like continously getting kicked in the balls with moments that either make you laugh for an hour or send you into a state of rage and depression for the whole day
play ONLY with friends, trust me

really good game especially with friends, walk around, loot stuff and build an awesome base

also fnuny numbe r

i can no longer hear the scratching in my walls