After the Curse od the Undeads spread all over Lordran, the few remnats of the citadel's guard tried to defend demselves by hiding in the church. But not much time passed, since they all have been taken by the curse... and their Captain is still patrolling this empty corridors.

He's called him willie for a reason ;)

-rep likes FaZe

-rep ok Mr... *checks paper work* Mr. Lai, we have reviewed your request for a... *re checks paperwork* weiner enlargment procedure. You said here that you were NOT happy with you're current 4 cm of length and 1 cm of width. We are sorry to say that we are DENYING your request to add erm... *re checks the paperwork again* 10 cm to your current length and 2 extra cm to your current weiner width. The reason we are doing so because of the simple fact that your bean sized testicles could not, and would not be strong enough to make your weiner travel trough the whole length of your re formed weiner(if we were to accept the procedure). We are sorry for your small johnson... Sincerely, The whole team at Doctors Inc.

Would eat his cheeks 10/10

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