"I'm the ♥♥♥♥, I farted; I don't know how to potty."

-Kodak Black, on using the restroom

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You think that just because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to furry ♥♥♥♥ I'm a furry? Think again, maggot. The furry fandom is a breeding ground for the most advanced autism this planet has ever seen. Every day, thousands are consumed by a tidal wave of OwO and cancerous roleplaying, and the foundations of our society slowly weaken under the constant onslaught of weapons-grade cringe. Our founding fathers recoil in disgust as people dress up as animals and buy giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the Internet, ♥♥♥♥ing each other in sweaty drunken homosexual orgies and traumatizing children in droves. Every second we draw closer to Furry Armageddon, and you sit there saying stupid ♥♥♥♥ on the Internet. To compare someone to a furry is the most heinous insult imaginable. When your door gets broken down by a rainbow wolf/deer hybrid and you get yiffed into oblivion, then we'll see who's laughing. This is a real threat and it must be treated with extreme solemnity.

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