NO❌ SIMP👼 SEPTEMBER 📆
SORRY S L U T S ‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️🚫YOU BETTER F U C K OFF 🏃🏼‍♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR P U S S I E S 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU S L U T S BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD D I C K 🙌🏻 🍆 SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST
H O E S 👯‍♀️TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻

So 🤠 this one time 🕐 I filled up 😏 a condom 🍆😩 with diet coke 🍾 and froze it ❄️⛄ for 24 hours 🤔 and then 😳 hit my brother 🤛🧔 over the head 🤯 with it 🔥and he 💯 ♥♥♥♥ing died 💀😂

What ever happened to Perry the Platypus?
On March 1, 2019, Perry the Platypus was gunned down in the streets of Venezuela by a drug cartel. Perry was later avenged by Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who eradicated the cartel with his de-cartel-inator ™.

What ever happened to Perry the Platypus?
On March 1, 2019, Perry the Platypus was gunned down in the streets of Venezuela by a drug cartel. Perry was later avenged by Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who eradicated the cartel with his de-cartel-inator ™.

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　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　
1 w h o l e h o u r，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　
ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　 ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ
　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Gay Midget Sex）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.