ironically the straightest gay man in Birmingham

"I can't play I'm spending a few weeks dead for tax reasons'" - toast

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

this is why I don't pick up

spread me like jam ontop of u step-toast

Yeah I'm taken. Taken as a joke

As I was strolling out of the grocery store this morning, carrying my 128 pack of Dino Paw (tm) Brand Toilet Paper, my fellow boomers stickered and snired, giving me the evil look of old stinkeye. As they gave me their glances of disdain, I reciprocated their gestures with a wide smug grin. They knew that their sorry asses would be wiped with lowly leaves, ferns, grass, and other common items while I: the top herd boomer, would be gallantly wisping away my rear end excrement with the gentle brush of a finely woven pillow. That I, the SMART and PREPARED individual that I am, in these trying times, will be able to experience the vast luxury, unknown by all, that is to pamper their back hole with the kiss of silk. While everyone else is suffering and grieving from loss, I'll be smug at my beautiful throne, alone and unaffected. I'll be the lone boomer that walks the earth. Just know this: even if I do die, at least my behind will be clean.

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Ｉ ｗａｌｋｅｄ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ　ｔｈｅ　ａｖｅｎｕｅ
Ｉ ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ　Ｉ’ｄ　ｍｅｅｔ　ａ　ｂｏｙ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｙｏｕ
Ｍｅｅｔ　ａ　ｂｏｙ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｙｏｕ

Ｗｉｔｈ　ａｕｂｕｒｎ　ｈａｉｒ　ａｎｄ　ｔａｗｎｙ　ｅｙｅｓ
Ｔｈｅ　ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｅｙｅｓ　ｔｈａｔ　ｈｙｐｎｏｔｉｚｅ　ｍｅ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ
Ｈｙｐｎｏｔｉｚｅ　ｍｅ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ

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is this some really obscure reference I'm not getting

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)　　　　⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒） NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

I'm not actually gay

bottoms don't have rights

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It's COOL to be gay!
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It's COOL to be gay!
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rip then I guess

are you a boy?

down you go, son

here lies ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Dead r.i.p

kill me haha

Don't pull me down this is where I belong

+rep bought tho lord a game <3