haha yikessss!! xD
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I'd love to smoke a bowl with you and take you to a party, $100 says you clam up and hang out in the garage with the dog until I finally come out to find you and I'm like "Dude, why do always do this" and you're all like "Yeah whatever dude this party sucks, it's full of bugs" and I'm like "Seriously? This "bug people" thing again? Why can't you ever just chill?" You just sit silently petting the dog and I'm like "Hey, hello? Are you even listening bro? What the ♥♥♥♥ is your problem?!" And you're just silent as tears well in your eyes as you slowly pet the dog and then I march over and grab your shoulder and I'm like "Dude!!" And you turn to me with tears streaming down your face and I'm all shocked and taken aback and then you scream "YOU JUST DON'T GET ME MAN, NOBODY DOES!!!" And I'm stunned into silence as you bury your face in your hands and weep, great shuddering gasps in between sobs. And I'm like "Bro.... I'm sorry...." and you're just crying still but quieter now. I put my hand on your shoulder and you cringe away for a second but I'm all like "It's okay bro we all feel like that sometimes, c'mon man, let's go inside and have a beer, that girl Becky said she thinks you're cute, she digs the shy thing haha" and you look up and sniffle and you're like "Really? You're not just saying that?" And I chuckle and I'm like "Nah bro seriously, she's cute too right?" And you're like "Heh yeah I guess, kinda chubby but whatever" and I kinda joke punch you in the arm and we both smile. Then we go back to the party and you get too drunk and try to rape Becky and then after we kick you out you go home and hang yourself.
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It is the year of our Xord 2080. A new race of bio-mechanically augmented hermaphrodites have been developed by a CIA-funded mega pharmaceutical company on the west coast of the former US. They tower over the inferior organic human at 7'6" tall. They possess the shrill vocal range of a female with the upper body strength of a male. This new specimen is programmed to be capable of servicing any sexually deviant fantasy as well as waging guerrilla warfare on the subversive organics.

The population displacement of all western countries is complete. The ethnic-European man is extinct, but organics of Jewish heritage lay claim to European and North American countries as their homeland. The Satanic call to prayer plays daily over a PA system in every major western metropolitan area in the guise of a risqué goth-pop performance by the hottest new record-backed, pill-popping artist. Pit bulls breed like rabbits and feed upon discarded urban infants in the streets. So the Hispanic-African-Arab American race mutt fills his existence with deviant sex, unwitting participation in commercialized soft-Satanic worship, childlessness and immersive augmented virtual reality entertainment.

China has emerged has the industrial, technological and military world power with the only population of an average IQ higher than 80 with the exception of Israel. The Technocratic Republic of China government has instituted a strict no-child policy, allowing them to dilute the population with bio-engineered clones in place of new born citizens. These clones will outwork the natural born Chinese laborers' workday of 23 hours by a whole hour, increasing national exports of bootlegged knock-off Apple products by 4%.

The last hope for the the spirit of humanity is the uploaded consciousness of Gavin McInness, founder of Vice Magazine and the Proud Boys. In ancient decrepit urban internet cafés, a few stray low-percentage-European organics link up their augmented VR headset consoles to an old hard drive and watch in perplexed wonderment at the pale skin man who exposes himself to gender dysphoric boys . These subversive organics and their virginity are hunted by the pharma bio-enhanced dominatrix guerrilla war fighters.
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Korgi 1 Sep, 2016 @ 11:43am 
Nice background.
saki 1 May, 2016 @ 6:01am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! You always give me cummies and pls stop calling me squishy again after all i am your Neko meow~~~
REST IN BEATS NUJABES 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:21am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥ ass set up you have
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REST IN BEATS NUJABES 17 Mar, 2016 @ 3:02am 
h3h3
The Pain 29 Feb, 2016 @ 10:02am 
Why are you such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Marvins 23 Jan, 2016 @ 6:03am 
+rep ahh sugar boy hahah :steammocking: