Recent reviews by octobot

mrrrp

walked up into a corner in the mirror labyrinth to turn around from side to side forcing two bunny reflections to have some awkward small talk, featuring passionate personal voice acting for the both of them

Just lots of game breaking bugs that require lobby restarts bug after bug.
Not such a low possibility of spawning in the void, sburb discs might not spawn in and have to be cheated in, the dowels dont work at all when two punching cards are used but the double slot instinctively makes you think it requires two of them (it doesnt and you wont progress if you use two), bug making you invisible to other players and unable to attack, struggling to equip weapons and clothes which just drop onto the floor instead, unstable and disorienting gameplay that doesn't tell you much of anything, you are prompted to read a tutorial as a steam guide which i guess is too lazy to have been implemented in the actual game. Me and my friends tried to make this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work for several hours, at least four. We ended up uninstalling it. A complete, frustrating waste of time. Potential could be there, but it is genuinely unplayable and for a game released a year ago, this is just depressing.

While I know this is more of an advertising gag and a memey attempt at a comically cheesy dating sim, it's a waste of time in my eyes.

You get literally what you expect to get when you open the game: you can't date anyone besides the man in the title.
This is not only highly disappointing because the rest of the characters are likable and interesting, but it's also a missed opportunity that would have made the game actually worth selling and paying any money for.

Colonel Sanders chases after you and tries to desperately date you more than you try to. Trying to engage with other characters, you are inevitably pushed back towards his route and it quickly becomes boring. Even the choices you make are irrelevant as they're not even considered throughout the main story and don't carry long term consequences unless it's a sudden game over. Whenever you don't choose the right option to date the character you're forced to date to, you get a game over and have to replay that segment. (at a certain point, you're even forced to replay the whole game from the start)

A few more things I didn't like: the interface and the volume management. Simple save-load mechanics would have been fine, no way to go back and re-read something you've missed, only figured out that you can fast forward by holding the click instead of clicking the button constantly halfway into the game. Volume management is also messed up as even if you lower the main volume, the music blasts at high volume whenever you reopen the game or finish it.

An advertisement would have been a better route for this one, but since they decided to actually make a playable dating sim they should have put more effort into it. Not from the visuals point of view, which seems to be the only strong point of this sim, but it's just lacking and boring.