The year is 2079. A lot is changed in Dota 2 community. Puppey owns valves. He banned the word "GABEN" from all pubs, streaming platforms and Lan events. Anyone found chanting GABEN in chat will be punished with -2000mmr, -100 battle levels and low priority for 12months. Admiral Bulldog, a Dota 2 veteran, is currently a fugitive and had to escape from his home after he expressed his disapproval against Valve. Dota Underlords 4 is being released next month. For some reason they skipped the number 3.

Me, nearly 85, sitting in a old chair, refreshing Dota2 website again and again with my 200 ping fingers, waiting for an update. Me thinking about good old days, when there were only 120 heroes, when broodmother did not had a broodfather and a broodchild, when Dragon Knight used to transform into a dragon, when lane creeps were just automatic and uncontrollable, when Roshan just sat quietly minding his own business in his pit, when couriers followed orders without any question, when towers used to attack only enemy, when game ended after destroying the ancients, when it was just 5v5.

My old self was so lost into this 200 ping thinking, that me failed to notice the update that has just arrived. Valve has just released battle pass and announced The International - 69.

Me (after waiting for more than 50 years for this) smiles- Noice