I cannot and will not say why or how I know this, but there is, in fact, Rule34 art of the Steam Sale Girl.

you're the goose to my maverick which means we're best friends and we'll get into a death spin in an f-14 tomcat hit the ejection and your head will smash against the canopy and you'll die and then i throw your dog tags off an aircraft carrier and blow up some migs

Gonk

+rep generous trader

+rep friendly