Recent reviews by ☁Nirvana☁

❤ Audience ❤
☐ Beginner
☑ Casual Gamer
☑ Normal Gamer
☑ Expert

☼ Graphics ☼
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

♬ Music ♬
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Fantastic

☠ Difficulty ☠
☐ Easy
☐ Average
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Unfair

§ Bugs §
☐ Bugs destroy the game
☐ Lots of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing encountered

☯ Story ☯
☐ There is none
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic

⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Frustrating
☐ Sleepy
☐ Boring
☑ Fun
☑ Challenging

۞ Game time / Length ۞
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☑ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) [if you focus on the main story]
☑ Long (40-60 hours) [if you complete everything]
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

$ Price / Quality $
☑ Full price
☐ Wait for Sale
☐ Don't buy
☐ Refund it if you can

Overall the best game of its Genre, has an amazing storyline with captivating characters to encounter along the way. One of the few games I felt like completing and discovering everything there is to offer instead of clearing it from mundane tasks or events in-game. Neither trailer or price correctly reflects the quality of the game and detail added. Would recommend to anyone wanting to pick up a singleplayer storyline game that doesn't lose your interest within the first 20+ hours. Completed Pacifist and True Pacifist endings within 22 Hours and will gladly spend double the time finishing the rest of the endings.

10/10 would bang head on table again
Now let us look at some of the great and terrible things of this game

Cons

-Cant play without a friend
-Cant find server with good ping
-Can only play in suicidal gamemode

Pros

-Heavy metal
-Can win in hell

Ok so if you are of the english speaking language this is a good russian simulator which will teach you 2 of the most important words in russian.
Ckya and Blyat
Now before you go into google translate for these words, you will know these are the key components for becoming a great dota player, it teaches you discipline and how to solve your anger issues, it breaks the language and communication barirer for the english and russian speakers to come to a common point of mutual understanding.
But from someone who has a reasonable amount of experience of this game and cyka blyat know this:

-There is a massive learning part to the game and you should do bots to not make the community hate you.
-Do not spam the same hero every game as people look at your recent games and will assume you will play sniper for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 19th time again.
-the dota coordinator is almost always being screwed around with and leaves south african players with long match making times or impossible to find a match in general.
-MMR is a thing for the 1st world countries, people like SA have a ranked search section but will take you a day or 2 to find one match.
-CHANGE ROLES DONT ALWAYS BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CARRY OR YOU END UP A 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CARRRY TEAM AND LOSE THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT YOUR GAMES.
-stay clear of caps in your chat to others as even if it wasnt offensive they may not be able to read your language and imagine something rude.
-talking lots of ♥♥♥♥ to others then wiping their asses in matches gives you a 80% more chance of being commended by that person as they realise you have sportsmanship.
-this is not a question of sportsmanship, do not say gg wp at the end of a match if you dont think it was deserved, 10-1 you will play with those teammates again so speak trash before you ditch that annoying feeder and find a new one to flame in the next match.
-I have many hours in this game and this proves my addictiveness to it and that i may need therapy.

Happy Hunting
Play Doto
THank Volvo for the game

Good Game its what you would expect from the series except there are some downsides where you have to work for the open world to be fun like getting three star challenges to get all the tethers you want....graphics are good wingsuit is awesome....game is not exactly stable for us alt tabbers as that somehow messes around with jet lock on systems....multiplayer mod coming out end of 2016 and i really cant wait for that..epic ♥♥♥♥

So this is my life time story onthis game even though it was a short one
So it all started when i opened up a shop and saw a tree house for 450 coins
And if some of you know me I was thinking....Kwl
SO i bought it and it said i had to get 'SOME MATERIALS'
it was only.....
360 GRASS
360 DIRT (WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DO I NEED DIRT FOR A TREE HOUSE)
688 WOODEN FENCES
ETC.
So i read a little and it said it was recommended for about 3-4 builders(10 hours for them) but i would recommend about 8 people will still have fun while doing it.
so i got bored and went exploring
Found out that night pigs are super op and THI IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I GOT WREKT FROM A PIG
so i went exploring the other way.....
AND I found A BIG ASS RED CRAB which i thought would be super op but i killed it in 3 hits
ANd so here i am today AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS GOING ON AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL