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⠀⠀⠀⡈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣌⡙⠛
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·▫▫ᵒᴼᵒ▫⠀ 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼⠀▫ᵒᴼᵒ▫▫·∙∙

Merry Christmas! You British bith, hope you're doing well.

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-1 had sex with my mum

new top 10 n-words

top ten n-words

number 10. nett

number 9. never

number 8. not

number 7. Norway

number 6. noice

number 5. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

number 4. nose

number 3. nutsack

number 2. nice

number 1. Nigeria

honourable mension

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Kanye West with a ♥♥♥♥♥ would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he would make sure to wax every once in a while. His lips would be so silky. To see his clit, you’d have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt.

Attention all gamers

Message to all recent players: Do you have a cute sister? I am single and I like to play Xbox games and I am looking for a girlfriend. She has to be hot like Megan Fox and she has to be nice to me cause I cry a lot. Help me find my soulmate

Reddit, am I the arsehole?

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?