Minister list:
Vice President: Köksal Baba
Minister of Culture: Ibrahim Tatlises
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Salt Bae
Minister of Food: Döner Kebab shop owner 2 blocks away
Minister of Economy: Greece's last Minister of Economy
Minister of Tobacco and Alcohol: Omar Suleyman
Minister of Religion: Rasmus Paludan

I will be sending out Emergency Rations due to the recent earthquake.
They will contain the following: 1x Hookah, 3x Hookah Flavors, 2x Döner Kebab, 4x Spring Water from some ♥♥♥♥ water source prolly idk, 0x Freedom of Speech, 100x Keeping me as Dictat... President until everything is back to normal