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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
lets talk about the 6 ft 8 frame
the two time back to back consecutive years
winning two years in a row 1993 1994 block buster video game champion
the 37 inch vertical leap
the black steel that drips down my back
aka the bulletproof mullet
the google prototype scopes with built in lcd led 1080p 3d sony technology
the ethepoian poiseness catipllar aka slick daddy
lets talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40 feet deep into the
wall that house the other 95% of my trophys
the awards the certificates all claiming first place..... right
let me give you alitle inside glimpse into the hotshot video gaming lifestyle of two time international video gaming superstar
a jawline that will cut slice deliver anything that you could ever dream of right to your front door
nothing but success thats what my lifes about.
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It's happening for you. King of the streets. You got the ride, the crew, the money. The name, the fame, the hype. You got everything you ever wanted. All that matters is making your mark.
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