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Recent reviews by glitch

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208.2 hrs on record (102.3 hrs at review time)
kid named finger:
Posted 31 August, 2023.
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1.8 hrs on record
fun game. reminds me of a deeper rogue company. probably russian spyware lol but it is fun
Posted 14 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.3 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
EPIC KICK
Posted 26 March, 2023.
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37.6 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
fun game but needs to be optimized a bit better
Posted 6 August, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY2xipjzamQ
"Wake up in the morning, it's the third of may
Brush my teeth, take a leak, chug some Gatorade
Open safari on the Mac, go to Bungie.net
Fall out the chair when I read what the homepage says

It says the Reach Beta is LIVE
What a wonderful surprise
The best day of my life.
Call the boss and I'm tell him I'm sick
Grab an AMP and mini-muffins
Put my ODST disk in...

Reach Beta
The Arena
Flying round with Jetpacks
No scopes
Barrel roles
Capturing the Flag
Grav Hammer
Spraying, Praying
Having fun playing Invasion
With my DMR, My DMR!

I spend all day, playing games
My wife is really mad
She says "you've not been up all day
go take out the trash!"
I don't pay her much attention
Til I hear her scream
She says "What's that on your pants?"
"I say no big deal, pee."

I can't pause the multi-player
In the middle of the game, Team Slayer
I can go to the bathroom later
Quit my job now I'm out of money
And my face is really fuzzy
But I gotta thank you Bungie
Gotta, gotta thank you Bungie!

Reach Beta
The Arena
Flying round with Jetpacks
No scopes
Barrel roles
Capturing the Flag
Grav Hammer
Spraying, Praying
Having fun playing Invasion
With my DMR, My DMR

I take a nap And I dream of you
Red vs Blue, thank you Bungie
Crazy new guns big explosions
I love Spartans thank you Bungie
Assassinate in different ways
I love to play thank you Bungie
Thank you Bungie, Thank you Bungie
Thank you Bungie.......

Who needs Modern Warfare when you have Reach?!

Reach Beta
The Arena
Flying round with Jetpacks
No scopes
Barrel roles
Capturing the Flag
Grav Hammer
Spraying, Praying
Having fun playing Invasion
With my DMR, My DMR!"

-Bryan "BrySi" Simon, Upon playing the Halo Reach Beta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY2xipjzamQ
Posted 3 December, 2019.
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10.8 hrs on record
freeeeeeeeeeeeman
Posted 7 September, 2019.
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100.9 hrs on record (100.6 hrs at review time)
rob bank and beg for medic bags

i like it!
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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29.9 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
dlc is mandatory for bioshock reasons
Posted 24 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
466.0 hrs on record (308.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
skins = skill
Posted 27 August, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,905.6 hrs on record (1,092.3 hrs at review time)
yea its pretty great

....when you have like 1000 addons
Posted 21 June, 2018.
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