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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 10:17am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 8:46am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 8:19am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 8:21am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 9:16am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2017 @ 4:06am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 12:14am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 3:25am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 10:17am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 8:28am



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,140 / 10,000

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
20,051 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
8,817 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
2,168 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.