oh my god I got flash banged by your profile

Someone asked me the other day, "why don't you comment on Nighthawk's steam profile?" And I responded, "why the hell haven't I?" I pondered this puzzle whilst pooping on my toilet with, of course, a bidet ready to go. As I was pondering this puzzle, on my toilet, a plan was hatched in the bowels of my mind. I thought to myself that I was going to make a big splash on his profile by way of my comment.