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94 of 127 (74%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 10:05pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 7:12pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 7:08pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 9:52pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 8:27pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 9:55pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 10:19pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 10:08pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 7:35pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 7:18pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 2:29pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 4:03pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 3:29pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 3:27pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 10:01pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 8:56pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 10:03pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 9:52pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 7:56pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 7:45pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 3:43pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 10:45am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 4:15pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:40am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 7:10am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 10:04pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 4:45pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:47am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:58am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 11:43am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 5:02pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 11:38am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 10:13am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:46am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:59am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 4:49pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 4:40pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 10:21am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 8:53am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 9:51am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 9:22am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 7:14am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 8:33am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2017 @ 11:51am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 8:12am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 7:58am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 9:34am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 9:17am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 7:59am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 8:48am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 7:07am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 9:28pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 9:22pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 8:56pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 3:45pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 1:45pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 3:32pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2017 @ 11:01am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2017 @ 10:05am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2017 @ 10:56am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 4:11pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 8:34pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 7:32pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 4:49pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 8:56pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 4:49pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 7:36pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 9:11pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 7:38pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 9:11pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 6:50pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 2:41pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 7:04pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 7:44pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 2:45pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 7:52pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 7:23pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 7:49pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 8:31pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 9:37pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 8:37pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 12:52pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 2:29pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 8:08pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 8:46pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 8:53pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 2:23pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 8:24pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 8:01pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 9:01pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 9:07pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 9:20pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 9:22pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2017 @ 9:26pm



Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.