Recent reviews by The True Mr. Gustavo

You know a game is good when it has a verilog exporter.

I'm sneaking around someone's apartment when I come across a hidden door. How do I know it's a hidden door? Well, not only are its textures slightly different from those around it, but I can also hear the faint coughing of a filthy, disease-riddled guard on the other side. I am immediately enthralled, I must bypass this door. I look around for a switch, tossing furniture aside. Suddenly, a pillow lands a little too close to the hidden door, and the guard hears it. I crouch behind a table as the guard, sensing that someone in his vicinity may practice the hidden art of washing their hands after going to the bathroom, rushes over to extol the water-saving virtues of a bi-monthly shower. He scans the room, sniffing once or twice. Suddenly I'm afraid the smell of my apple-scented hand sanitizer might give me away, but his current cold must have blocked his sinuses quite well and eventually he relents and re-enters the hidden room. However, it was at this moment that the guard makes a crucial mistake: he forgets to close the door behind him. I follow behind him and enter the hidden sanctum. I remind myself to buy some unscented soap next time, and think to myself, "♥♥♥♥ this is an amazing game."

My friends got it and they want to play all the time. Please help, I'm afraid they're going to get better than me.

Excellent typing trainer, must have boosted my WPM by at least 10

10/10, there's a reason they call it Cracktorio

I've played 58 hours and I'm only about a fourth of the way through the game. Plus, it's like $20.

On my second playthrough I found the devchat. It provided me with minutes of hilarity.

10/10 would try to kill HD chicken again.

Happily playing this game when urgent message appears: You are running out food! 5 minutes later: You are out of food! 5 minutes later: No wind at all and it stays like that all night long. I swear that when my colonists are starving the game stops the wind. But that's just me! (I failed that base and it was called Base Food.)

Nice music. Lol. Also 10/10.