NickyTheNewt
Nick   Washington, United States
 
 
Don't look at me, I'm not a cop.
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Huxley 20 Apr @ 12:54pm 
⏰❗️THE TIME⌛️HAS ♥♥♥💦👅TO PAY 💰🤑OUR IN-♥♥♥ 👉🏼👌🏼TAXES🗃️FOR THE LAST⬅️FIST-CAL👊🏼💦YEAR 📆GRAB YOUR 🧾AC-♥♥♥♥-ENT👨‍💼AND GIVE 🫦📤TO THE IRS-LUTS👩‍💼AND THEY’LL TAX RETURN😏😛THE FAVOR 📥👀YOUR TAXES🫵🏼💸STIMULATE🤏🏼😩THE E-♥♥♥♥-OMY🐱💳SO CELEBRATE🍾THE SEXIEST🌶️🔥DAY OF THE YEAR🥳🗓️AND DO😉💋YOUR TAXES✅💴
Huxley 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00am 
Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑turkey🍗💦ass 💦♥♥♥♥♥🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for ♥♥♥♥🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you. Send💬📝this👉to💥30!💥of 🍆💦your SLUTTIEST🦃girls👀🍑..get 😂5😂 back💁and you're😆👀 a turkey 🦃thot🙊🙊get 🍆15🍆 back🍗🍑💦and youre🙆 a true✔️💦THICCSGIVING🍑🦃🍗 hoe. Get 🌽💥30💥🌽 back🙊and you'll👀 need some💦tryctophan🦃 bc ur😴gonna be 😴🍆🍑sleeping👉👌 with every guy👨‍🦱at 🍆🍗🦃Thiccsgiving🦃🍗🍆, 🔥😩♥♥♥♥♥💁💥💦- Now go 🍑get that little🙈👀💦 pumpkin🥧🥧 ass🍑 ready😩 to💦😂 be 🦃🍆creampied!🦃🦃
Huxley 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34pm 
You 😀 stupid 🙅 dumb 🤤 ♥♥♥♥ 🍑 - U 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 absolute 🤕🙀 fool ❌🤪 - dem socialism 🚫 is FDR ? the new 🎉🎉 deal 📷 ? - ever 😔 heard 👂 of it ? u 💀 moronic ghoul - you 👈 mental 🧠 oyster - u 😹🔪 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕🏻 stooge . We 😀👦 did 😼 band 🎵 together ‼️ - for 2️⃣0️⃣ the gi bill 💷 , the interstate highways . For 🤔🍆 workers 👷👮💂 rights 👌 , clean 🧹 water 💦 - social 📖 security 👮 - every 💯 right 🔫 you 👉 have 🈶 - you 🔫 dumb 🔥 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👦🖕 gollum .
Huxley 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36pm 
Happy EASTER you 🍆 HOLY 👕♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌 ♥♥♥♥♥! At🕗last♿ the 🔍day🕐has👏 FINALLY come💦🍑⏱ our LORD AND 👀💯 SAVIOR JESUS🙏THE SLUTTIEST CHRIST is 💦 resurrected ✌from 👉😂 his dead, 💀 DIRTY 👺🛁 ASS 💦 CROSS so 👀✌ he can 😡 69 💯 with👏 GODDESS 🖼🌟 MOTHER MUFF CUMSUCKER in 👌 the 👏 SKY! It’s 🏿 time for 💘 an 😍 ORAL 👄OLYMPICS up in ♂ heaven✔ to💦 CELEBRATE the most SPANKABLE HOLIDAY in ⤵💦 all🤞JESUSLAND So 🏻🥛 put 👏 on 🔛🔛 your 😍 BEGGAR’S SKIRT 💃 and 👏 go find 🔍 a ROTTEN WHEAT BUN to EAT👅 because only 💯🔥 SLUTS 👠 get RAISED FROM 👉💰 THE👉 DEAD ☠ like 👏🍑 THAT. 😐 If 💵✈ you 💨☝ don’t, JESUS 🙏 IN 👏🔽 HIS TRUSS will 😘 be 🐝😠 left🍒 HIGH 👑 AND 🌬👏 DRY 💦🏜 without 🚫 any 👏 HOT 🔥LOINS to 💯💦LICK!👅So👏send📬this 👈⬇ to 👏 ALL of 🔴 your favorite HOLY DINGLEBERRIES
Huxley 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52pm 
🎄😏 Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!🎄😏 IT’S THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! 📅 ❄️ ⛄️ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! 🎁🎄✡️ 🕎 ♥️🖤💚 SHHH! 🤫 Did u hear that? 😮👂 Somebody’s up on the rooftop! 🏠 ❄️ 🦌🦌🛷💥💥 IT’S YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL’ ST. THICCOLAS🎅⛓🥵🙀😻 and he says you’ve been XTRA naughty this year! 😈😜👅💦So he’s droppin’ down the chimney like it’s hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! 🫳🎁🔥🔥BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF UR SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝‍♀️🧝🎁 ✉️ if u get 0️⃣ back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH 🧌🫵 if u get 5️⃣ back ur back on the naughty list again next year 😈 📝 but if you get all 🔟 back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!! 🍪🥵🥧🎄
Huxley 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18pm 
im a proud and strong 45 year old mother💪(but feel like 18🤪so silly)cancer♋️sign i am a #momboss👱‍♀️👑while my 7 little girls Melinda Kayelighsen Mackhenziee Rhinnaanya Jarlingseyana Hannagh and Stacyey are #girlbossing💅on their goofy phones📱!i have 57 facebook followers 📈commenting how pretty they are!💞🌺my 13other children LOVE SPORTS💪too many boys so i forgot their names😝😁 but theyre all under the age of 11 they LOVESPORTS!my300000 monthly income from my husbands😍black market organ enterprise🫀 gives us enough cash🤑 to enroll them in🎾football⚽️soccer⚾️ volleyball ⛳️ baseball 🏀 track 🏈tennis⛸hockey🥊and rugby🛹they never won a game🥉!🏆😊mommy is so proud!!⭐️ #yogamom #feelinyoung 🧘 yoga4life my husband is SOOO handsome i cheated on him many times 💖 dont tell him🤫 he might hit my kiddos if he finds out!☹️🎯✝️🎄JESUS IS MY SAVIOUR ⛪ like 👍 and follow!!1📷#momstrong