Recent reviews by WackMagic

oh yah. this is the stuff.

grady stole my penta

If you don't like this game you are bad, change my mind

sucks

Under no circumstance should any human being subject themselves to experiencing this game ever. I know that it was made by someone who has feelings, and probably put at least two hours into coding this game, but there is no possible way any real person could say one good thing about this game. Let's get into it:


"Story":

You play as a man named "Pears" who has to live through a never ending nightmare of collecting fruit on straight platforms. At the beginning of each level you talk to a "Witch" who is just a girl in gray shorts who talks in broken english about fruit or something, I'm not entirely sure as the story didn't immediately entice me.


Gameplay / controls:

The main character controls like a drunk guy with cerebral palsy. Sprinting physically moves your character from side to side, so if you sprint on a thin platform you immediately fall off. Jumping is attrocious, it is floaty and it seems to be random what direction exactly you jump in, especially while sprinting. Also, the mouse is perpetually on the screen and just floats around when you play, so that is really fun to look at.


Level Design / environment:

Each level looks like it was designed by a 10 year old in Roblox. They consist entirely of straight platforms that are green. Thats literally it. The "challenge" in this game is being able to walk on a straight platform for 10 minutes straight without scraping out your eyeballs. Also, after attempting it for about 45 minutes, I think level 7 is LITERALLY impossible. You have to perfectly time a jump over a chasm 10 times without dying, but collecting the apples falling from above you does not increase the amount of apples in your inventory. I think there's some secret way to beat it as well, but there are absolutely no landmarks so it's probably an invisible trigger somewhere in a tree. Fun.


Overall Opinion:

There is literally nothing good to say about this game. Terrible story, gameplay, and levels. Not worth one cent, let alone 5 dollars. The only semi redeemable factor is that the attrociously bad writing can be funny sometimes. But I use "redeemable" VERY loosely. It's like leveling up from the holocaust to the columbine shooting.
The thing too is that I usually love bad games, but this game is clearly untested, unfinished, and I would definitely say unplayable. My first ever 0/10.


TL:DR:
Never buy this game for any reason ever. If you get it for free do NOT play it.

Pretty good game but I wish that Ranny would stop being garbage

THE ONLY NEGATIVE REVIEWS YOU WILL SEE FOR THIS GAME IS THE PRICE TAG

This is an amazing concept for a game and something that is very well executed and very fun. While the base story is definitely not worth 25$, there is alot of replayability, bonus modes, and endless modes that I can tell I will come back to.

If you don't mind spending the money, this is a great game, but if you don't have a whole lot laying around, wait till it goes on sale. DEFINITELY worth playing imho

You can kill Jesus. As a Pony. By blowing wind at him. 10/10 best game

My dad saw that I had this game downloaded and looked up gameplay on youtube. Now all my cupboards are locked and there are outlet covers on all the outlets.

10/10 would lose my family's trust again

4/10 would get killed by hobo Santa again