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Hey👋 i👁 heard👂 it was your👨👈 🍰birthday🍰 so 👁I got 👉👨you this 🍆d👁ck🍆

⚠⚠⚠🚫🚫🚫🚧🚧🚧HALT🚧🚧🚧🚫🚫🚫⚠⚠⚠ [scanning... 10%] [scanning... 48%] [scanning... 72%] [scanning complete.] system consensus: a THOT has been detected. entering lockdown mode.

🚨🚨🚨THOT,🚨🚨🚨

this is a pre-recorded message. [TRANSCRIPT] our technologically advanced Thot Detection System™ has indicated large amounts of you being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoe. the individual who sent you this has wanted you to know that they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of your ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop. [END TRANSCRIPT]

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING 🦃👋😩 WE ARE 3️⃣ WEEKS INTO HOEVEMBER 🎩😪😫THOSE SLUTTY PILGRIMS CROSSED ✖️✖️THE ASSlantic🍑💦 HOEcean🌊🌊 TO GET MAYdeFLOWERED 🌿🌹😫 TIME 🕟🕥TO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃THAT BIG OL ♥♥♥♥🌽🍆😏✊ AND PUT IT IN THAT plyMOUTH 👅👄💦FEAST ON THAT CUMPKIN PIE 🍽🙌💦THAT TURKEY 🦃🦃ISNT THE ONLY THING THATS GOING TO BE STUFFED 😫😩🍑SEND THIS TO YOUR TOP 🔟 mashed potatHOES 🍠👅OR YOU WON’T GET ANY 💦GRAVY💦

Hey girl 😉😩 yeah, you there 👉👉 Are you a SQUIRTLE💦😭, a charDAMNder🔥😤or a 😜🍑bulbaSCORE? 😎 tell me 💁‍♀️👂 because you know I want to get a PEEK-AT-CHU⚡ 😮⚡I know you a HOEkemon 😚 👀 and i GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL 💯 send this to 5 🖐 other HOEkemon trainers ➡️ if you get 5 back, you're a HOEKEMON MASTER 🙀🙌 if you get 4 back, you're a BROCK HARD STUD 🍆👦 3 back, you're a member of the elite ♥♥♥♥♥ 💅💋 2, you need to study up on your HOEkedex 📚 👀 1, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUKLY 😱🤢 none? 🚫❎ you better get your ASH🍑 down to DADDY OAK 😤😩 for some MISTY EYED😭👧 punishment 👏👏

😡Do ❌not❌waste🗑🆗words 🤬🆒on 👉me,👈👈you 👉worm. 🐛 I 👁will smite 👆thee 😡like a 🐜😏🅿️athetic 🦗insect that 👶crawls 👧🏾on 👉me 👈with the😬 hope of extracting 🦇some 🌭morsel 🥙of my 🅱️eing. Your 👆embarrassing 😬😬attempt😏 to 😡assassinate 🔫👉my 👈character 😎with mere 😏keystrokes⌨️ makes 😎me 😂😂😂laugh😂😂😂. My power💪 surpasses 😡👈yours 👉by such a ⬅️margin➡️ 🤨that I 👀look ⬇️down⬇️upon 👆you and you👆 could ⏰never 💎hope 💎to see 👁me 👁2️⃣👁.