Hey Belle,

I recently wanted to purchase some of your 'gamer girl bath water' so that I may sniff it and occasionally take a sip of it while it sits upon my Ikea brand shelf, (hopefully i can taste your Lewd juice.) However, it has come to my attention that your bath water has run out of stock! I was hoping maybe you could take another bath after 2 hours strenuous exercise and at least one week of no other forms of washing so that the new bath water is full of flavor and hopefully texture c:

Best Regards, Chad McHenry

my parents are black but im indian

I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE YOU BACK IN COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER 200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS EMAIL YOU MIGHT HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE THIS SITE. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS NICE EMAILING YOU. KEEP SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY YOU FOR IT.

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