the perfect housewife

Cringe

she is big nerd who can cook.

Pretty pretty nert

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Mr Young hadn't had to quiet a screaming baby for years. He'd never been
much good at it to start with. He'd always respected Sir Winston Churchill,
and patting small versions of him on the bottom had always seemed
ungracious.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

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