In the deep dark forest of Argentina there is an urban legend called Bigfoot. According to theories,it only appears when Eibar and Bolivia is playing football. People from Bolivia and Eibar describes big foot as an ugly,short hairy monkey and they call it PessiBigFootPenaltyStealer.
The people from Bolivia and Eibar also says that Pessi steals all the pens from their houses and all their farming tools. But people from the Bayern Munchen and Real Madrid has never seen Pesshia. In order to help the people from bolivia and Eibar i went in to the forest of Argentina to see it with my own eyes. Suddenly, my pen is missing. Then i finally saw the bigfoot and it's actually P.E.S.S.I .I called Real Madrid and Bayern Munchen players and we captured him and from now on he will never terrorises Bolivia and Eibar again