For years any loose change, pennies or other small ornaments, I have had on my persons have mysteriously vanished whilst in the company of a certain Mr Tweedie. And no, im not talking about Gavin Tweedie, i am indeed talking about Robert Tweedie (his birth name). this phenomenon takes place around no other persons whilst i am in their company, only Robbie Tweedie. therefore one can draw the conclusion that Robbie Tweedie picks up pennies, loose change and other items i have on my persons, therefore matching the stereotypical (but very true) description of a Jewish man. But it is not only I who experience this phenomenon, my good friend Angus Kennedy described to me the theft of his lighter by Robbie Tweedie. Mr Kennedy insisted that R.T (Robbie Tweedie) had his lighter and confronted him about it, however he was met with falsehoods by R.T who after incessant nagging by Angus eventually had his lighter returned. Therefore one can only assume that with such compelling first hand evidence that Robbie Tweedie is indeed a Jew, and should be considered an enemy of the state by all government agencies