i miss dr. uzi

I like to jack off into an old shampoo bottle every time I shower. The same bottle, one that has a fairly long lid, I forget the exact brand, every time. Once it gets about 1/3rd full, I take a nice hot shower, let the bottle get real warm, then lay on my back, put my ass in the air, put the top of the bottle into my butthole, and squeeze my ♥♥♥ into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I then like to get up and feel it trickle out of me. I'll wear a diaper and go about my day feeling my ♥♥♥ trickle out of my butt for hours. It's ecstasy.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx