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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 11:34pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 1:14pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:08pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:08pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 9:28am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 8:38pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 11:30pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:54am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 11:22pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:51am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 7:32pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:51am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:08pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 2:18pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 8:38pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:08pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:08pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 8:38pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:51am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 1:22pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2017 @ 9:30pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:08pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 7:32pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 1:19am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 1:05am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:08pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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