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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 11:47am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 3:38pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 3:38pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2020 @ 2:15pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 3:47pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2020 @ 7:02pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 8:33am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 8:24am

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 8:24am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:03pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 8:24am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:03pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 7:21pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 8:26am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 8:24am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:04pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 11:48am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 12:03pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 7:10pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2020 @ 7:10pm