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/`ミ _x 彡
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/ ヽ ノ
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| ( ̄ヽ__ヽ_)_)
\二つ加我兄弟
1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He gets nutty shots
5. He peaks right where we are
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction
Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.
AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh
uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*
WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow
through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me furry lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so
hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes
into a bakery store in the backround spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* NOT
WEIRD A RARE GIFT FROM GOD *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka
*masturbates furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
I had an errand there: gathering water-lilies,
green leaves and lilies white to please my pretty lady,
the last ere the year's end to keep them from the winter,
to flower by her pretty feet till the snows are melted.
Each year at summer's end I go to find them for her,
in a wide
🎈 -- 🐛 -- 🕺 -- 🌸 -- 📀 -- ⛳ -- 🌏 -- 🌽 -- 🏓 -- 🥗 -- 💗 -- 👑 -- 🎽 -- 🚕 -- 🍆