Recent reviews by Skrypt

THE LOATHESOME DUNG EATER!

Meh...

FIX THE BLOODY CRASHES! IT'S BEEN YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!

It's aight

Enter, Pursued by Nostalgia

Played this game before on PS and just had to get it on PC to see the graphical difference, did not disappoint.
It's been a while since I played it on PS so definitely loving the re-run on PC and all in all can't complain. Loved the story the first time round, appreciating it more on the second play through although definitely doing more stupid ♥♥♥♥ like going far north as soon as you get access to the open world to go grab me that White Arabian.

GGWP Rockstar.

Getting to 1340 ILvl is fun but after that it kinda becomes a chore to grind to the next one due to the small amount each honing gives you and the percentage chance it has to actually succeed on that honing ...

You are a worm through time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye. Through a mirror, inverted is made right. Leave your insides by the door. Push the fingers through the surface into the wet. You’ve always been the new you. You want this to be true. We stand around you while you dream. You can almost hear our words but you forget. This happens more and more now. You gave us the permission in your regulations. We wait in the stains. The word that describes this is redacted. Repeat the word. The name of the sound. It resonates in your house. After the song, time for applause. We build you till nothing remains. The egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you. You are home. You remind us of home. You’ve taken your boss with your boss with you. All hair must be eaten. Under the conceptual reality behind this reality you must want these waves to drag you away. After the song, time for applause. This cliché is death out of time, breaking the first the second the third the fourth wall, the fifth wall, floor; no floor: you fall! How do you say “insane”? Hurts to be happy. An earworm is a tune you can’t stop humming in a dream: "Baby baby baby, yeah." Just plastic. So safe and nothing to worry about. Ha ha, funny. The last egg breaks now. The hole in your room is a hole in you. You came and we let you in through the hole in you. You have always been here, the only child. A copy of a copy of a copy. Orange peel. The picture is you holding the picture. When you hear this you will know you’re in new you. You want to listen. You want to dream. You want to smile. You want to hurt. You don’t want to be.

10/10 would be hiss again

It's aite ... 10/10 would go full weeb as Japan again

Lot of death ... Definitely won't go easy on you because you're a beginner. Be prepared to be raided and killed anywhere at anytime. 10/10 would get door camped again.

Ever seen those cartoons where the character is waiting for something and it slowly progresses into a skeleton while waiting for that "thing". This version of Skyrim is the stage where the muscles begin to decay. I'm 99% sure Bethesda are milking this cow beyong it's capacities and its teets must have gone red with blood from the overmilking yet here I am an owner of this version of what used to be a brilliant game that forcibly got turned into a make shift updating franchise ... 5/7 would still f*ck the police and run off with Ralof ...