I sexually identify as Le Toucan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of invading chatlogs and disrupting people’s pleasure at masturbating to cam girls or simply enjoying a stream while they were quickly glimpsing the chat. People say to me that a person being Le Toucan is Impossible and I’m *** retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a beak and other ASCII elements on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Toucan-chan” and respect my right to appear on many chatboxes needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re Le Toucanphobe and need to check the kind of copypastas you are spamming. Thank you for being so understanding