The real reason you can't invade New Zealand is because it doesn't exist. New Zealand is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their schizos to someplace. In reality, all these schizos were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

New Zealand does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Kiwi friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to New Zealand, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Kiwis.

not allowed to do that

One teenager was so mortified by his mom’s sexy dancing at a baseball game that he started blushing. During Monday night’s Padres game inside San Diego’s Petco Park, the mother got up and moved around while her son looked embarrassed. As the teenager sat with his arms folded across his “Top Gun” T-shirt, his mom danced more and even at one point asked him to get up and join. Dad also grooved to the beat sitting next to his son.

have you ever seen a seagull in a tree

im watching you.....

I just wanted to be friends!