My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hair grows up to 7 inches long. And when it gets that long my ♥♥♥♥ no londer lands in the toilet. Instead it gets caught in the ass hair an i cant get it out. So i leave it there, and eventually it hardens into a brick and my ♥♥♥♥ bricks only build on to it. It eventually grows to the point where i cant put my pants on. So i grab it an i tear it out, this adobe brick of ♥♥♥♥ and asshair. The pain is so great that tears form in my eyes. And i take it into my room, and stack it on the previous ♥♥♥♥ bricks before it, in the corner of my room, the pile growing by the month

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her ♥♥♥♥♥ and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your avatar. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my ♥♥♥♥ apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

F U ODED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B OUT DOING HEROIN

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nice avatar man