hotshit

pedo

banned for saying go ♥♥♥♥ yourself

Lord Odin , i wasnt kicked out of tft, never even heard of them

Why did you get kicked out of TFT, It shutdown last night so it doesnt matter anymore

+rep really nice dude.

Like most, I have struggled through times where I could only run the lowest settings, and times where I could run some things in high. I've lost dinosaurs and structures to ridiculous glitches, hacking foreign tribes, tribemates I thought could be trusted, and people I have been peaceful with on servers. I've murdered Noobs for fun and I've handed Noobs tools they wouldn't otherwise have access to for hours or even days, I've seen servers completely change right before me while sitting quietly in the background, and I've visited familiar server numbers to find absolutely no remnant of the civilization that once roamed it, that I was part of.

The damn thing is fantastic, but will frustrate you, has terrible optimization (Which we must have faith will be fixed) and if you are pitted against folk who know a lot of tricks, it will feel unbalanced

I do recommend buying this game in early access if:

- You read the store page and thought "Wow that sounds cool"

AND YOU

1: Understand fully that some gamebreaking things could happen
2: Understand that Beta is for large scale optimizations, and will commence as soon as the game is content complete
3: Know that screaming abuse and profanity on forums isn't going to magically make the game develop faster
4: Accept that, at any time, for any reason, this game could fold in on itself and remain in a DayZ like limbo where nothing gets much closer to completion.
5: Have some semblence of patience and dignity


This game has been one of the greatest and most frustrating titles I have played since "Super Ghouls and Ghosts: and "Prince of Persia 4D" took hold of my hand in the mid 90's and guided me on my first steps into the gaming world.
The people I've met and things I have heard and seen in the last year have been countless and memorable.

After 3k hours, I shall now review.

I recommend this game, But I recommend you do not buy it in early access if:

- You are allergic to sodium
- You have an already high sodium count
- You are a pregnant or lactating woman
- You thought it was an energy drink
- You are a casual gamer
- You are opposed to wasting hundreds of hours of your life for something you can only show on a screen
- You are not willing to wait through periods where your average computer struggles to run the game because of poor optimization
- You are an entitled kinder who believes that anything less than 100 fps is disgusting
- You have a Non-Gamer partner (He/She will never understand why Pterry and Rollie mean so damn much to you)
- You think murdering innocent Dodos is socially acceptable (IT'S NOT OK!)
- You are xenophobic
- You are convinced the man driving the ice cream truck is a reptilian spy intent on destroying your entire life