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🤐
If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
-- Salvor Hardin
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
-- Yogi Berra
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All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
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Alex Buell:
Or how about a Penguin logo painted in really really trippy
colours, and emblazoned with the word LSD. :o)
Geert Uytterhoeven:
We already had that one, but unfortunately Russell King fixed that nasty
palette bug in drivers/video/fbcon.c :-)
-- linux-kernel
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Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.
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Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly
at the right moment.
-- Horace
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You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up!
-- Dylan Thomas
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