I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

A roman walks into a bar holds up 2 fingers and says 5 beers please

filthy pig in the final should be embarrassed as a human being ♥♥♥♥ u

please dont send any more pictures of spiders

A roman walks into a bar holds up 2 fingers and says 5 beers please

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Here moon, for your birthday hun ;)