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offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson
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Nothing is so often irretrievably missed as a daily opportunity.
-- Ebner-Eschenbach
🤔
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattentions of one.
-- Helen Rowland
😩
"Eureka," he said.
"Going to have a bath then?"
-- Philosophy in action
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood
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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
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Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.
😴
Support Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
😘
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