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launch the game = instant pusc knocking down your door

This is a great game. I love this game. Dota 2 is all the things CS:GO strives to be but can't be. I treat this game like the side chick I should have married. While CS:GO takes my money, leads me on, blue balls me constantly, and always gets mad at me, Dota 2 is the friendly, accepting, loving, caring, and appreciative woman that always gives you sex, always makes you happy, and always cares for you in an effort to become number one in your eyes even though she knows she'll always be number 2. Remember ladies and gentlemen, always care for the game that cares for you.

THIS IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME IVE EVER PLAYED, AND I WILL NOT BE RETURNING TO THIS ♥♥♥♥ STAIN OF AN EXCUSE FOR A GAME. TOO MANY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND HACKERS ON MM, AND THEN YOU PAY 9 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOLLARS A MONTH, YES 9 DOLLARS A MONTH (THATS 1 HOUR OF MINIMUM WAGE WORK) FOR ESEA, AND ITS THE SAME, ♥♥♥♥ AND GAY

STILL ♥♥♥♥

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR, DONT FEED FATASS GABEN MONEY BY BUYING THIS ♥♥♥♥ TITLE, GO DO SOMETHING ELSE

This game was the first game I played when I get my new pc. Naturally I wanted to get some nostalgia going. So I spent my usual 30 mins downloading, and for some reason it goes through all the updates seperately, instead of just downloading the most up to date version, it downloads each one and updates as it goes, which is so gay. So like 30mins-1hr later, the game is ready for launch. I click play.........

"Unable to log in due to: Maintenance"

Wheres my shotgun, its time to find everyone that made this game and finish them

TL:DR
gameplay: 1/10 since it wouldn't let me play
Downloading/updates: 1/10 cuz its ♥♥♥♥
overall: 0.5/10 would give it negative but im not gay like the game