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2.6 hrs on record
Short but sweet, very enjoyable with a good soundtrack.
Posted 27 November.
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263.4 hrs on record (155.8 hrs at review time)
This game is like playing any kind of sport but your teammates are autistic and have a brain tumor that comes in the way of any kind of critical thinking or motor skills.

Instead of them being put to a hospital bed and seperated from society, they are encouraged and you will play every match with them.
Posted 8 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
The story got too gay for my liking, the whole thing feels like a fanfiction written by a bisexual teenager. There is just way too less actual engaging gameplay to make it seem interesting.
Posted 27 September.
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773.9 hrs on record (663.5 hrs at review time)
If you like watching your SO getting railed by multiple men this game is for you, for normal people I don't recommend.
Posted 1 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,054.8 hrs on record (438.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is horrendous in it's current state.

Servers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you will experience stutters and be lagged back randomly even on a perfect connection. Progression is near non-existent and a complete grind. Bugs and technical problems are rampant and every update doesn't seem to address them. Maps promote camping and are full of unexplainanble invisible walls to hide the fact they are incompetent at designing one. Additionally, the monetization model has become increasingly aggressive, with the latest Season Charlie requiring a significant amount of time and effort to progress through while offering fewer rewards than previous seasons.

This game future is getting bleak with every new update they introduce, it's frustating to see them miss every oppurtunity. I still have hope that the developers are planning something big but with the severe disconnect to the complaints every update and slow fixes I'm not expecting much. I do think they genuinely have passion for this project and are trying hard, I can imagine being located in Ukraine the war has had a significant impact on their lives.
Posted 28 November, 2022. Last edited 15 March, 2023.
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